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HM used to buy boxes of wine.
He was a two glass man. I envied that.
I have never, ever, ever lost control of anything in my pants when drunk.
Legs yes, stomach - a very small handful of times and those at a point where my body was probably choosing life. Heart, mind, tongue, yes.
Pee and poo? Never.
Yucky.
Then again, maybe I would have been more controlled about drinking if I had.
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