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A friend who is in AA told me that his doctor noted: "Oh, you're an alcoholic? I know what you mean, I'm the same way with chocolate."
My friend looked at him blankly for a few moments and said "Oh yeah? Have you ever stolen money from your children to buy chocolate? Have you ever spent the grocery money on chocolate then ate so much of it you shit your pants before crashing the car in a ditch? You must really like chocolate."
I guess the rest of exam went pretty smoothly.
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