I tell my wife that when I die I want her to throw a huge party and get laid. I really don't care what they do with the body, I won't be using it any more. By the way, I told her today that all of the Cellar will be invited. Maybe I should have this put into my will....hmmm.
Merc, I used to be a hooker a long time ago, I'd play rugby on that pitch any day. 
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Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament.
Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.
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