Memorandum
To: Dwellars
From: Managenot
Re: Outrage Topics
Please submit all ideas for topics over which to be outraged to office 10-587 by each third Friday of the month. If the 3rd Friday of the month falls on a holiday or a weekend, you must submit all outrage requests to office 10-952 instead, one full month before said outrage is to take place.
All outrage requests must be submitted on Form OR-69 and copied to your immediate supervisor, human resources, and the Department of Appropriate Outrage Topics.
We thank you in advance for your prompt and diligent attention to this matter.
The Managenot
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