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capnhowdy · 02-13-2009, 07:35 PM

Damn. I'm too old for this fecal mass. After only weeks of "courting", this woman now is at my regular lunch dive EVERY FOKKIN DAY..... calls me every other hour, and if I need free time and try to politely avoid her she KNOCKS ON THE GODDAM DOOR to "check on me and see if I am allright".
I always and always will enjoy two scotches with my buds at the Moose Lodge every evening from 5 till 7. This is a crucial part of my time budget. NOW SHE CALLS ME THEN, and I've been clear that this is "my" time.
If I DO get intimate with her, my ass would prolly be strapped to the altar. Jeez.
She's my age and is behaving like a schoolgirl.

NUTSMOKE

I think I prefer to sit here alone and wait on my crotch hair to grow back. The procedure was on Dec 18 and I still barely have a stubble.

All this shit upsets me.

[grabs scotch bottle and throws cap away...]

02-13-2009, 07:35 PM	#3272
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Damn. I'm too old for this fecal mass. After only weeks of "courting", this woman now is at my regular lunch dive EVERY FOKKIN DAY..... calls me every other hour, and if I need free time and try to politely avoid her she KNOCKS ON THE GODDAM DOOR to "check on me and see if I am allright". I always and always will enjoy two scotches with my buds at the Moose Lodge every evening from 5 till 7. This is a crucial part of my time budget. NOW SHE CALLS ME THEN, and I've been clear that this is "my" time. If I DO get intimate with her, my ass would prolly be strapped to the altar. Jeez. She's my age and is behaving like a schoolgirl. NUTSMOKE I think I prefer to sit here alone and wait on my crotch hair to grow back. The procedure was on Dec 18 and I still barely have a stubble. All this shit upsets me. [grabs scotch bottle and throws cap away...] __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.