[lumberjim]

thanks monster! you're a sweetie.


I try to remember how lucky a man I am every day. To have ended up with the best girl I've ever met. And yet, when it gets near anniversary time, if i think too much about it.....it's almost like getting high.

I love my wife. fuck everything else. no, really. I fret about bills, and taxes, and work, and my weight, and chores, and the future, and the economy, and some rude shit someone said on the cellar, and.....and....and......

but behind it all.......

I have a partner that doesn't believe my bullshit, tells me when I'm being lazy, hears what people are REALLY saying, makes me laugh on a regular, burps like a biker, makes my kids toe the line, loves me for me, is a smoking hot piece of ass, is the adult in our relationship, likes fantasy football, etc etc etc......etc.

i will never kill her, and i will never leave her.

I love you shelby. srsly.