I'll be there in a minute Honey, I have to use the toilet.
Oh, it's dirty... Honey, didn't the maid clean the bathroom today?
Yes Dear.
Well you should fire her because the toilet is filt....
... uh, nevermind.
Oh Honey, you better call the plumber...
make that the exterminator...
no wait, forget it...
I'll handle it.
He couldn't use the toilet, but I'll bet he had to wipe anyway.