[Sundae]

Not bashing your guy or anything Ducks, but... You realise he shaves his pubes?!
Your bath would always be blocked up, and your leg shaving razor blunt.

Just saying.

I'll take a fat-faced, incredibly intelligent, ambitious, urbane, witty and remarkably funny man any day.

Well, puts us in the same boat I guess.
Mine are hetero, but have kids. Nobody's perfect.

Hislop top, Pemberton bottom.
And if you have the chance to see Have I Got News for You, The League of Gentlemen or Benidorm (all award winning) - go at it!