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wolf · 02-25-2009, 08:06 PM

Real and True Phone Call.

wolf: Hi, this is wolf from The Nuthouse™. I need to speak to a nurse about Patient CrazyPersonWeWantOutofOurNiceMedicalHospital.

ward clerk: Do you need to speak to a nurse?

wolf: Yeah. (Honey, I really hope that you don't have any actual patient care responsibilties. You're blonde, aren't you?)

Oh, the things that I want to say that I'm not allowed to say because I choose not to get in trouble with the boss right now. He ends up apologizing enough for things that I do absolutely right.

02-25-2009, 08:06 PM	#114
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Real and True Phone Call. wolf: Hi, this is wolf from The Nuthouse™. I need to speak to a nurse about Patient CrazyPersonWeWantOutofOurNiceMedicalHospital. ward clerk: Do you need to speak to a nurse? wolf: Yeah. (Honey, I really hope that you don't have any actual patient care responsibilties. You're blonde, aren't you?) Oh, the things that I want to say that I'm not allowed to say because I choose not to get in trouble with the boss right now. He ends up apologizing enough for things that I do absolutely right. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis