Dear Future Earthlings:
Sorry we made such a clusterfuck of the planet. I do hope that 50,000 years of natural processes have left it once again pure and unsullied for your enjoyment.
If anyone finds my class ring, and time travel has been invented, I'd sure like to have it back.
Yours truly,
Patrick Chambers
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"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog
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