i dont know what ersatz means...
ersatz
One entry found.
Main Entry:er·satz

Pronunciation: \ˈer-ˌsäts, -ˌzäts, er-ˈ; ˈər-ˌsats\ Function:
adjective Etymology:German
ersatz-, from
Ersatz, noun, substituteDate:1875
: being a usually artificial and inferior substitute or imitation <
ersatz turf> <
ersatz intellectuals>
— ersatz
noun
so is it your birfday ewr whut.
happy bday juszt in case