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Old 09-12-2003, 07:23 PM   #3
elSicomoro
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The first 3 previously posted on the Cellar...

I wrote this one about myself:

I am Sycamore
Sent down from the heavens to
Stir shit up on Earth

This is my ode to Radar:

Fucking ballsac bitch
Radar, bastard, piece of shit
Cuntface, dumbfuck, blecch!

Here's another one I wrote about Dave:

Mister David Ham
Likes computers and pad gai
Lives in the suburbs

And now...a new one just for pastrami:

Mister Pastrami
Lives among the weird Mormons
And wants a tattoo
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