The first 3 previously posted on the Cellar...
I wrote this one about myself:
I am Sycamore
Sent down from the heavens to
Stir shit up on Earth
This is my ode to Radar:
Fucking ballsac bitch
Radar, bastard, piece of shit
Cuntface, dumbfuck, blecch!
Here's another one I wrote about Dave:
Mister David Ham
Likes computers and pad gai
Lives in the suburbs
And now...a new one just for pastrami:
Mister Pastrami
Lives among the weird Mormons
And wants a tattoo
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