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Originally Posted by monster
Since then we've added a few more bits. if ican't manage a whole-ish person ...well lunch will be on me  |
How about a whore-ish person?
I have my price... and it's pretty much guaranteed to be $1 less than the next best offer!
I can contribute some skin. Nice skin too, young and tender - I always peeled as a child. Mum tried to marry her obsession with fresh air with my fair skin, and something always got burned. Me. She became more careful after I kept getting sunstroke and ruining teatime by being explosively sick and then whining all night..
Oh and the bits of flesh I left on the pavements of Aylesbury while I was still physically brave.
And blood? You'll need that too. I've been a blood donor for nearly 20 years now. And lord knows how many blood tests (I had three just this morning. She had nearly an armful out of me I can tell you!)
See, I can contribute when I put my mind to it!