[Happy Monkey]

Originally Posted by Nirvana

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circu mcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick."

But the truth was that they sent them to the local seafood restauraunt, and about once a year they sent back an order of calimari.