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Pile plenty of charcoal in a tight pyramid, with at least half a bottle of lighter fluid.
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This reminds of a Roseanne episode where Dan (John Goodman) was arguing with his buddies about the best way to arrange the coals in the grill. Dan insisted they'll end up all spread around so why not start with them all spread around, and his friend, a backseat griller, argued that if you stacked them in a pyramid they would heat up as a team. When Dan finally started to put the burgers on the grill his friend said it was too early; the coals weren't hot enough yet. Dan said "that's OK, I'm going to stack them in a pyramid so they'll cook as a team."
I'm trying to come up with something I know how to do The Right Way™ without just going through an OCD list. I'll get back to you.