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Old 03-11-2009, 09:11 PM   #11
TGRR
Horrible Bastard
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: High Desert, Arizona
Posts: 1,103
How to get banned from freerepublic.com:

1. Reg an account, using a proxy.
2. Find the biggest right wingnut jackass on the board.
3. Say you knew him "back in 'Nam", "in his unit", etc, to match whatever claims he made.
4. Reminisce a bit. Be a little over the top, but do not jump the shark.
5. When his lame ass agrees with you, announce that you just made everything up, and that he's a fraud.
6. Post photoshopped pics of a naked Bea Arthur until a mod finally shows up (less than one minute, on average).
7. You have been banned from this site. Date ban will be lifted: Never.
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