Absolutely just being an ass: well I was GOING to donate a bunch of money until you required my email address you sonsabitches. To do this to a charitable organization is the kicker: if he wanted to call Verizon and be bitchy about a product, he'd still be an ass but not quite on the same level of assiness.
Yeah, like he was ever going to donate anything.
What a jerk. Shel, do you find it hard sometimes to NOT say "fuck you very much?" Because I do!