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In my 20s I found a lump on one of my testicles. This is a worst-case scenario for a 20-something. I went to have it ultrasounded.
So there I am, at the hospital, on the table, with my package all hanging out, with the lab room door open and people walking by, with a bunch of ultrasound goo on my sack and a technician rolling the ultrasound thingie over the area... and the guy reading it says "Three millimeters. You must have really sensitive fingers!"
uh thanks i guess can we get this over with real soon now
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