[capnhowdy]

I thought I was working alone one day in a large home under construction. As usual I was singing, which is one of the few things I do well.
Some asshole came in with his tag along trainee entourage and asked me, "What did you do with the money?" I asked him, "What money?" He replied "The money your Mama gave you for singing lessons!"
Of course he got a huge giggle out of his punky ass wanna be trainees, which really rubbed me wrong. When the laughter subsided I answered "Oh. That money. Why I spent it at YOUR mama's house while your daddy was at work!"
Suddenly an eerie silence filled the room. His entourage was struggling to stifle the laughter. Poor dude never spoke to me again. Imagine that.