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Americans do not have a fundamental right to sexual privacy, a 2-1 decision of the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals said on Wednesday.

The split panel upheld an Alabama law -- nearly identical to one in Georgia -- that made the sale of sex toys a crime punishable by up to a year in prison.

She then went back to confront an unimpressed but entirely pleasant store owner who tried to explain to Ms. Crone all the different places on your body you can use a vibrator (the one’s not prohibited by law in Mississippi).

Obscenity law 43.23 states that a person is guilty of an offense if said person promotes or possesses with the intent to sell any obscene material or obscene device. Not all dildos, vibrators and other objects used for sex play are deemed obscene. Only those objects resembling the male or female genitalia are illegal sale items in Texas.

A sex toy ban has already happened in Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, and Texas. South Carolina could be next on that list.