[Sundae]

We was born in the back woods
Pa said I was no good
He kicked me out when I was ten
So I hit the highway
Thought I'd do it my way
And become me a rodeo man

I was once a rodeo champion.
But only beer and shots remain.
I've spent my whole life as a cowboy
And now I'm just a man in pain.

Got trained up in the rodeo
From clown to buckin' Bronco
Met Brokeback chaps along the way
One night down South
Got a pecker in my mouth
And became me a rodeo gay

I was once a rodeo champion.
But only beer and shots remain.
I've spent my whole life as a cowboy
And now I'm just a man in pain.