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I would never want to dress up like the death star for the simple reason it had two missiles shoved through a exhaust vent
and how do you pee?
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Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever.
He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon.
I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.
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