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Remove Windscreen Cover Before Driving.
If this phone fails to work, Call (800) 888-8990 between 8 AM - 4:30 PM PST
Never iron clothes while they are being worn
on fireplace log:
Caution --Risk of Fire.
on pepper spray:
May Cause Eye Irritation
package of fishing hooks: harmful if swallowed
on bag of peanuts:
Warning --Contains Nuts
American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Open packet, eat nuts."
Remove Packaging Before Eating.
Do Not Eat Toner.
This product contains Olestra. Olestra may cause abdominal cramping and loose stools. Olestra inhibits the absorption of some vitamins and other nutrients. Vitamins A, D, E and K have been added.
printed _on product seal of some vitamins i got _just _this _morning:
Do Not Use if Seal is Broken or Missing.
On Nytol Nighttime Sleep-Aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
on hair dryer:
Do not use in shower. Do Not Use While Sleeping or Unconscious.
Remove used tampon before inserting a new one.
Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally.
Always wear eye protection.
Switch should be in On position before operating.
Do Not Place Hands Inside While Blades Are In Motion.
For best results, remove cap.
This Product Can Will Only Protect The Part Of The Body It's Covering.
May be hot after heating.
If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product.
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Please exercise caution --costume mask and chest plate are not protective; cape does not enable wearer to fly.
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