This might be a repeat, but I still like it....
Cup of Tea
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.
Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of
my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought
Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.
After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came
home.
My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea,
because it was 'just the cutest thing!'
My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea
for Daddy and she watches him drink it up.
Then she says, (as only a mother would know..
'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is
the toilet?