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My mom does this kind of stream of consciousness prattling on a pretty regular basis too, but I know it's because she's bored and lonely and wants to justify what she did the whole day by sharing it with me, so she feels like she's being productive. So I just get busy doing chores while she's rambling, and interject the obligitory "mmm hmm" and "oh really" without actually actively listening. that way it deosn't seem to annoy me as much.
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Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever.
He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon.
I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.
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