They should have left the head, so we knew who the bear was:
like a bearskin rug? thats so unnecessary
“you know, the den looks great, i think its just missing something…”
“really? what?”
the back of a dead bear. like laid out in the shape of him, that’d be awesome”
“really?”
“oh yeah.”
“should i keep the head on?”
“definitely. we want to know who this was. it will help you relax by the fire.”
-demetri martin
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
--Bill Cosby
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