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How about when the cat presents you with a feathered trophy, but it's not quite dead yet, so it's frantically flying around inside your house, pooping and bleeding all over it's flight path, which includes running into you while you're trying to open the door to get it the eff out of your house? You finally shoo it out, only to find that the cat decided to drag it back in (now fully dead) lter the same day when you weren't looking. Good kitty.
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Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever.
He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon.
I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.
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