There is way too much going on up there!
This is a hot dog. Plain. Simple. Perfect. No "smoky" or "red hot" or some german word implying it's either "beef-stuffed pork" or "pork-stuffed beef."
A touch of plain old yellow mustard OR some shredded cheddar (not melted) would be acceptable.
I will never write a book entitled "Adventures in Eating."