[TheMercenary]

Originally Posted by sycamore

"Did you ever go into a restaurant and say, 'Hey! I'd like a Coke.' And they say, 'No, we only serve Pepsi.' And you went, 'Well, fuck you! Son of a bitch! What kind of a dump is this? Well listen, Fucknuts, I’m goin' across the street! I'm gonna go eat at Buckets of Shit. That's right! Buckets of Shit! I know the food's lousy, but they serve a Coke!'"
--Lewis Black

Lewis Black rocks. His political rants about Bush are the best.