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A very drunk Paddy met a prostitute up a dark alley.
He asks, "How much for Sex?"
"£20," she replies.
"OK," says Paddy and they get down to business.
Next minute a Cop appears and shines his torch in their faces.
"What's going on here?" he asks.
"Nothing Officer," replies the Paddy, "I'm just having sex with my wife."
"Sorry Sir," apologises the Cop, "I didn't know it was your wife."
Paddy shouts back, "Neither did I until you shone your f***ing torch in
her face!"
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