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Originally Posted by ZenGum
This was years ago, but I found the link in an old email so I thought I should post it here, just in case we haven't seen it.
So there you are in Glasgae, you've had a few too many, gotten into a fight with a lamp-post, and are waiting in A&E for the X-rays, and through your whiskey-haze you notice the guy on the seat across from you is a dwarf in a devil costume with a vacuum cleaner stuck to his wang. ... "Nurse? I think you may have overdosed my pain-killers"... |
Holy hell. Diet Dr Pepper really really hurts coming out ones nose. New keyboard please.
Carry on.
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