[Elspode]

You know, I could care less who this guy fucks. However, if you make a huge deal out of Family Values and Christian Morality, then you've sort of already caught your dick in the zipper when you start using your little head to determine your course of action.

Here's the difference between Him and Me:

He gets caught committing adultery. He confesses, and is forgiven, because he's a Christian.

I get caught committing adultery. After we all have a good laugh, I am condemned to burn in Hell by the Christians, including Him, 'cause I'm not a Christian.

See how easy that is? Do whatever the fuck you want, say you're sorry and ask Jeebus to forgive you, and you're good.