So....tonight I had this really stupid guy in my office buying a car.
And he says...so, I'm buying my new car the day after Michael Jackson died.
And I said....well, that's one way to remember it.....
and he says.....'from food poisoning'
And I have not had time to fart, much less read the cellar for my news updates.....and I say...."Really?! is that what killed him?!"
and he says, "they found 10 year old nuts inhis mouth"
So i start laughing.....cuz i got the joke.....and he delivered it perfectly dead pan.....and i said....man...that's great....first one I've heard.......and, great delivery.....
so he just looks at me and says....'yeah....i still think it was because he was taking too many different kinds of medicine.'
so I'm like.....you get that it's a joke right?.....
and he's all like....yeah...but people take too many prescriptions....and....blah blah blah
he didn't get the joke he heard...and took it as though it was really what 'they' said
I'm still tickled
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