[Mayor of Shekou]

Originally Posted by RellikLaerec

I know I have a hard time getting out of bed in the morning but I don't need this. Maybe for other activities!
The most unusual alarm clock I've seen

There's so much wrong here it's hard to know where to start:

1) there's no way a woman would ever sleep with him in that bed - even without the "clock".

2) He's still in Mom's basement, so point 1) is moot.

3) But if he sold that as a sex aid, he might have something going.