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Hey, Dar...what about the ones he left - did you say 'stuck to' or 'hanging on'? - the door?
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hanging on.
i cleaned. and cleaned. and did the whole martha-freaking-stewart thing. stuffed mushrooms, made little phylo-dough cups for some fancy crap...alll kinds of things. i had a group of friends...some editors from a local paper, etc...over. it was stylish. it was a hit.
at the end, with said guests out the door, dar feeling pretty proud, i went to divest myself of diet coke....
closed the door, sat...
and looked up to see bright red underwear hanging from the doorknob.
thought back...and realized every guest had emptied bladders before leaving the house.
his reason? after the shower, didn't want to leave them on the floor.
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Taking up smoking to lose weight.
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