(The original post
was kinda long. I compared it to a couple of posts by other folks that Dave deemed too long...and it was about the same length as those. So, here it is broken up. Now shut the fuck up and read it, slang.

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In lieu of monetary gifts, please take the money you would give me and give to the Cellar Tip Jar. If you weren't going to give me birthday money, give money to the Cellar Tip Jar anyway, you sorry bastard! UT provides a wonderful service to all of us, and based on his current situation, I'm sure the donations would be greatly appreciated. He doesn't expect you to donate, of course...but it would be nice if you did...if you have it. I mean, times are still a bit rough here.
You know, the Cellar is kinda like a co-op. I mean, yeah, UT is the real owner, but we all own a piece of it in a way. How much time do you spend on here, enjoying the good conversations, UT's images, my witty wisecracks, Dave's newbie attacks, Wolf's psychiatric observations, and the dirty ol' man's dodads?
(Jesus...I spend probably 20-30 hours a week here if not more.)
So, if you like the Cellar...LOVE the Cellar as much as I do--and you have some spare change lying around--then show UT some love and click on the paypal link to donate.
Now if you'll excuse me, there are some Yuenglings in the fridge with my name written all over them...