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Shawnee123 · 07-23-2009, 09:20 AM

Oh. My. Gawd.

Following conversation just transpired:

(ring ring)
Me: Hello?
Old Bat: I'm trying to reach (Shawnee)
Me: This is
OB: This is Ethel Schmethel from Dr Dumbass's office. You were in a car accident recently?
Me: Uh, why am I getting all these calls?
OB: I don't know (in a forced incredulous slightly sarcastic voice)
Me: How did you get this number?
OB: Ma'am, it's public record
Me: Well, you know what, all calls regarding the accident need to go through my attorney. Would you like that number?
OB: No. Because he (my attorney is a woman, dumbass) doesn't want you to talk to anyone
Me: Well, I don't want to talk to you either. Please don't call me again
OB: OK. If I knew you had an attorney I wouldn't have called. You have a good day
Me: Oh, you too. *click*

07-23-2009, 09:20 AM	#1820
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Oh. My. Gawd. Following conversation just transpired: (ring ring) Me: Hello? Old Bat: I'm trying to reach (Shawnee) Me: This is OB: This is Ethel Schmethel from Dr Dumbass's office. You were in a car accident recently? Me: Uh, why am I getting all these calls? OB: I don't know (in a forced incredulous slightly sarcastic voice) Me: How did you get this number? OB: Ma'am, it's public record Me: Well, you know what, all calls regarding the accident need to go through my attorney. Would you like that number? OB: No. Because he (my attorney is a woman, dumbass) doesn't want you to talk to anyone Me: Well, I don't want to talk to you either. Please don't call me again OB: OK. If I knew you had an attorney I wouldn't have called. You have a good day Me: Oh, you too. click __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby