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breakingnews · 10-16-2003, 12:36 PM

Yeah, that kind of shit only happens in Bucks County. And since I work for the newspaper there and sit right next to the police radio, I hear about it allllll daaaayy loooong.

Like the 3-year-old kid that had a potty seat stuck on his head last week.

Or the guy that drank a gallon of vodka, smoked pot and took an unknown amount of vicodin ("He has a yellowish color").

Some guy nailed his hand to a wall with a nail gun yesterday, but he asked the police to rush because he didn't want his wife to catch him.

And then there was a report of domestic violence. Where? A VW bug parked outside a McDonald's. Dispatcher: "Appears the situation is *very* domestic."

10-16-2003, 12:36 PM	#10
breakingnews Q_Q Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere in between Posts: 995	Yeah, that kind of shit only happens in Bucks County. And since I work for the newspaper there and sit right next to the police radio, I hear about it allllll daaaayy loooong. Like the 3-year-old kid that had a potty seat stuck on his head last week. Or the guy that drank a gallon of vodka, smoked pot and took an unknown amount of vicodin ("He has a yellowish color"). Some guy nailed his hand to a wall with a nail gun yesterday, but he asked the police to rush because he didn't want his wife to catch him. And then there was a report of domestic violence. Where? A VW bug parked outside a McDonald's. Dispatcher: "Appears the situation is very domestic."