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Old 08-10-2009, 12:37 PM   #12
Shawnee123
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
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It depends on the business, I think. For example:

Funeral Patron: He looks good, so peaceful...

You: Yeah, that's not a bad looking stiff. Speaking of stiffs, do you suffer from erectile dysfunction? We don't have to discuss this right now: here's my card.
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