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Nirvana · 08-20-2009, 05:58 PM

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits
down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a
black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have
black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"

The other guy says, "Well, it was a tongue twister accident. See, I was
at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive
breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, "I'd like two
tickets to Pittsburgh ," I accidentally said, "I'd like two pickets to
Tittsburgh". So she socked me a good one."

The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue
twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my
wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey." But I accidentally

said, "You've ruined my life you fat, evil bitch".

08-20-2009, 05:58 PM	#2850
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, "I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh ," I accidentally said, "I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh". So she socked me a good one." The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey." But I accidentally said, "You've ruined my life you fat, evil bitch". __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.