Thread: Rules for Poots
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Old 08-25-2009, 10:03 PM   #1
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Rules for Poots

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...163#post590163

1) not in elevators/lifts unless leaving them empty
2) Dutch oven release should be in the prenup
3) "squeaky floorboards" does not work in modern American dwellings
4) it's Ok to blame the baby as long as you make like you're going to change the diaper/nappy RFN
5) it was Beest
6) follow-thru shall not be discussed at the dinner table
7) SBDs are the nerds of pootland
8) Noisy and harmless are the cheerleaders and jocks
9) Enjoy! the body has many ways of releasing gas. This is the fun way!
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