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and here, from my friend who has a 200 lb NOT miniature pot bellied pig, are the "pigs rules":

1) Plant beautiful flowers in the garden because they taste best.

2) Feed me on time or I will break the door down.

3) NEVER leave a door open because I will come in and raid the fridge/pantry/cupboards, and there will be absolutely nothing left (I'll even eat the bacon!).

4) Dog water buckets are really fun to dump over, so please keep them very full for my entertainment.

5) I promise I won't go potty in the house.

6) Stay out of my yard, or we will fight.

7) Do not under, any circumstances remove bedding/trash/leaves/anything-else-I've-scavenged from my house or we will fight.

8) Bar soap is a really awesome snack, so buy the expensive stuff, I like that Trader Joe's Oatmeal stuff.

9) When I make that little sqealing noise and rub my dirty nose on your leg, you're supposed to pay attention.

10) Rub my belly for at least 5 minutes a day.