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Gravdigr · 09-21-2009, 02:49 PM

When I was about eight or nine, Bozo (I have no idea which Bozo) read one of my jokes on the air. If he read your joke that day, you got a special prize in the mail. My special prize? One of those damn paddles with a ball attached w/a rubber band. I cried.

The joke: Did you hear that Weird Harold almost got caught shoplifting? The security guards chased him through the dept. store, but he jumped on a scale and got a weigh. (Gimme a break, I was NINE!)

09-21-2009, 02:49 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	When I was about eight or nine, Bozo (I have no idea which Bozo) read one of my jokes on the air. If he read your joke that day, you got a special prize in the mail. My special prize? One of those damn paddles with a ball attached w/a rubber band. I cried. The joke: Did you hear that Weird Harold almost got caught shoplifting? The security guards chased him through the dept. store, but he jumped on a scale and got a weigh. (Gimme a break, I was NINE!) __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.