Okay, this isn't about me and it wasn't today. However, I finally have some time to get on here, and I thought it was funny so here goes.
The other day, my mom asked us (my sister and I) why do we put the toilet's cover down. Yes people,
I actually put the toilet's cover down. After I heard on the news that particles in the toilet water fly everywhere when a person flushes, I close the cover when I flush the toilet. My mom complained that there were a few times she almost peed in her pants because she had to take a moment to lift the cover.

So now, I have to remember to lift the cover after I flushed the cover.