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...and I can't tell if my mom's demented or depressed. She'll call to tell me the same story three times in one day, and when I say "you already told me that" she responds with "well sorry, I can't remember who I have and haven't told."
I think she's just lonely and bored.
Make a check list mom. And get a hobby.
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Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever.
He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon.
I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.
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