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Little Johnny, age six, says "Daddy, can I borrow twenty bucks for a new bicycle?" Johnny's Dad says "Can your dick touch your asshole?" Johnny says "No." Dad says "Well, there's your answer."
Little Johnny, age seventeen, asks his Dad "Dad, can I borrow the car tonight?" Dad responds "Can your dick touch your asshole?" Johnny says "As a matter of fact, it can." Dad says "Well, go fuck yourself, you ain't getting the car."
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