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I'm glad "The Fog" remake got hammered. They cut out the part played by Jamie Lee Curtis in the original. They replaced Janet Leigh with Sara Botsford. And finally, they replaced Adrienne Barbeau with Selma Blair.
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But the original was so bad, too.
Sexy lady voice: "Hey all you sexy sailors, this is (adrienne barbeau) on K334 (or whatever), there's a fog bank coming in."
Drunken sailor: "She's crazy, there ain't no fog bank out thar."
Swigs budweiser, mumbles "ain't no damn fog bank"
Drunken sailor (looking out porthole) "HEY! There's a fog bank out thar!"
Ominous fog rolls in, everyone dies.
