What we really need is a "Not exactly an introduction but __________________"
fill in with your choice of
(a) I'm drunk and felt the need to say hi
(b) I'm a troll just seeing how easy it is to get trusted here
(c) I had something I wanted to say but it took me so long to get through all the registration security i forgot what it was so needed to post something to make it worthwhile
(d) I'm a spammer, just wait til I hit post #5.......
REAL introductions include inside leg measurements, the answer to the pepsi/coke and mustard/ketchup questions and a full fronal nudie pic of yourself. :p