I don't need a dog: I have family and friends...
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"A truly evil person would link to this post at a number of dog and cat forums."
Hey: call in as many as you like, Beastmaster!
A thousand voices promoting insanity are still insane.
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"Oh, and both my dog and I disagree with you."
I'm sure 'you' do, but did you ask the dog?
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I wrote: 'I prefer to love and be loved by those who I can talk to.'
That should read, 'I prefer to love and be loved by those who I can talk with.'
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I wrote: 'You believe a wet nose pressed to yours 'means' something.'
That should read: 'You believe a wet, dog, nose pressed to yours is equivalent to a human lover's or toddler's.'
Imprecision: the bane of lucid communication.