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Hey, that's a weird looking marble bag.
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Arthritis. Ain't it a bitch.
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(For 'Opie and Anthony' fans)
Hey, did you stick you junk in a jar with a bee in it for a Pontiac Aztec?
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Studded for her pleasure.
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Braille for blind girls.
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Phrenology for Urologists
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"Mommy, is pee 'sposed to be chunky?"
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"That boy's 'bout as lazy as a bump on a log."
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Carol knew there was a problem with her clitoris when the gynecologist began to vomit.
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If you push the buttons in the right sequence, you win a surprise.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.
I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.
 
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
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